Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The tale of US Open 2008...

So there they were, in this fabled tournament of champions: the heavenly (yet earthly) King against the talented Court Jester*, and the valiant (though depleted) Knight** against the brilliant (but yet-unproven) Tactician***.

The King humbled the Court Jester, and the Tactician outsmarted the Knight.

Finally, the King met the Tactician in an epic duel.

Except it wasn't epic. The King's grace and power were too much for the Tactician, who fell in three straight sets despite a brave fight.

So the King continues his reign for one more year--his fifth--on the courts of Flushing Meadows. It had been a grueling year for him, having lost epic, bloody duels with the tenacious Knight at the courts of Wimbledon and Roland Garros after having survived a crippling disease which left him weaker. There were--and still are--those who doubted the King's ability and wanted to see him fall in defeat. But as he has proven in his latest victory, he is healed and ready to lead the Kingdom of Tennis once again with the talent and genius only he possesses.

May King Roger reign forevermore, in tennis and in our hearts!

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I had way too much fun with that. Wasn't Roger amazing? He's BAAAACK!

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*Novak Djokovic, known as the Joker. "Court" jester seems appropriate, right?
**Rafa Nadal. "Knight" seems to fit him pretty well. Grounded, unpretentious, tough, and athletic.
***Andy Murray. Roger himself called Andy a tactician...who am I to doubt his words?